Sisco: "Hey dood, what you got for eat?"
Rich: "Well, we got these." (Holds up a box of "Yummy Yummy Dino Buddies", chicken tenders shaped as dinosaurs)
Sisco: "Ok, whatever, food is food."
(Rich starts to make the Dino Buddies)
Sisco (standing in front of the microwave): "Mmmmmmm, Sexy Sexy Dino Buddies."
(While watching "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers")
Reina: "Didn't Ganondorf die?" (She meant Gandalf not Ganondorf from Legend Of Zelda. She thinks its the same person)
Rich: "Ganondorf? No, Gandalf died."
Reina: "Then who's that?"
Reina: "But you said he died."
Rich: "Yeah, but he's back in white form."
Reina: "Then wheres' Ganondorf?"
Rich: "Fighting Link."
Reina: "Is Link that elf?"
Rich: "Yes, but not that one." (Points to Legolas)
Reina: "SEE! This is why I don't like this movie!"
Sisco: "I've never had Horchata this thick before, you have to chew it."
(Sisco while watching the Matrix Reloaded and playing with a bean bag lizard and making the lizard dance copying the dance/massive orgy scene in the movie, he randomly says "WHOOP" and makes the lizard fall in a comical fashion).
In Kazakstan Quotes
(Reina ask Damian This Question after 7 Shots Of Vodca)
Reina: "Hey Damian, whats the capital of Arizona?"
Damian: "Phoenix?! Phoenix is a Country!!"
(Damian drunk yet again)
Rich: "Damian, whats the capital of Arizona?"
Damian: "Your Mother Son! Your Mother!!" (Gets up and starts to hump the table)
Dominic: (In a English Accent) "How would you like to suck my left nut??"
Roy: (Trying to pick up on a girl ON the PLANE) "So........Flying Somewhere?
Key Concepts for English 101
My sister, Reina took English 101 at the U of A and she had a Oriental Teacher, no one could understand what the hell she was saying. So my sister, being the smart one she is, teamed up with some dude named Barry (I think). They came up with this list of "Key Concepts".
Whats She Said----What We Thought We Heard--Examples
Quote---Code/Coat---This is a good Coat.
Probaly--Pro-wa-we---Yeah pro wa-we
"Little Red" (as in Little Red Ridding Hood)--Little Rat--No Example
Context---Contest---The Contest says
Author--Arthur---The Author is...
Difficultes---Difficultays--I some time have Difficultays speakin English
Journals--Yournose--Write in yournose
Blues--Boots--I like listening to the boots
Writting---Ryeteen-- You will be ryeteen a lot
Reina--Reyn--(no example she would just give up)
Movie--Moovae--We'll Be watching a Moovae next week
Essay---Assy---You will be Ryeteen a lot of Assy
Music--Moo-sic--- The boots are good Moo-sic
Text---Test---Read the Test!
Idea--I-D-R (Ideer)--I have a good I-D-R
Annotated--Ano-to-to--Ryetee a Ano-to-to
Excused-Excurse--Your Excurse from the Text(trying to say Test)
Special---Speshure--Your Speshure Reyn...
Photography--Photo......graphy--- No example
Story--Sto-away---Read the Sto-away in the test
Pleased--Playsd--Im very Playsd
Xiaohong Xu---Chow-on-you--no example
Thesis--Seesis---Ryte a Seesis
The Effects of Drugs---The effets of Drusg---Exactly
Harlem--Harley----Harley New York
Martin Luthur King-- Martain Looser Cane--No Example
Rules--Rolls--Follow my rolls
Third--Surd--The Surd answer is...
Thats the English 101 Key Concepts. Instead of taking notes on material needed for the class, Reina took notes to understand the teacher...The Irony was that she didn't know how to speak english but taught it to U of A freshmen.
Reina: "I got a C in her class because, Everytime she would review an essay with me or with anyone she would say Yea, Shure. I didn't know if she was just humoring us or was serious, or even being sarcastic."
At lunch with my mom and sister:
Mom (to the dog) "Im sorry barbie, Rich ate your taco".
Reina: "Heh...Rick ate the dog's beef taco....heh"