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Kingsize Homer and Tree House of Horror X

Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, doctor?
Dr. Nick: Well, be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr. Nick: Hey... did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too?


Homer: I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas gas!


Homer: To start press any key. Well where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Ctarl (ctrl), and PigUp (pgup). There doesn't seem to be any any key! Phew. All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Oop! No time for that now, the computer's starting.


Homer: I've gotta call the plant and warn them! :pushes buttons on phone:
Phone Announcer: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with the palm of your hand.. now.


Homer: Hey Maude, look who's helping me clean the chimney!
Maude: Neddy? Where've you been?
Homer: :as Ned: Hi Maude... diddly. I've been having fun with my pal Homer... diddly!


New Kids On The Blecch

L.T. Smash: Man, they're gonna be big.. and you stood in their way!
Skinner: No I didn't! I even came in early and made Orange drink!
L.T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your momma?
Skinner: She lives with me!


Milhouse: :gasp: It's N'Sync!
-N'Sync entrance music-
N'Sync: ..Word!
Nelson: What brings you to Springfield?
N'Sync: We saw your band formation notice in the paper.
Bart: Really? You saw our BFN?
N'Sync: I can't believe I'm meeting Milhouse! Word!


Music Video Presenter: Wooooo! That was the latest ad for Strydex pads! Medicated! Okay comin' at ya, a world premiere video from P-squared. That's the Par-tay Posse! WoooOOOoo! Yeah! Alriiiiight! ................ Rock! WoooOoo!


Homer: Yvan Eht Nioj! You've gotta love that crazy chorus!
Lisa: What does it mean?
Homer: Eh, it doesn't mean anything. Like ramalanga ding dong, and give peace a chance.


L.T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and super liminal.
Lisa: Super liminal?
L.T. Smash: I'll show you.... HEY YOU! Join the navy!
Carl: Yeah, alright.
Lenny: I'm in!


N'Sync: Y'know, we've had a lot of fun tonight at the expense of the U.S. Navy! / But they're out there every day protecting us from Godzilla / And don't forget pirates / And Jellyfish / Those wackin vertebraes will sting you, old school! / So check out the Navy for a two or four year hitch! / We signed J.C. up yesterday!
J.C.: Wha.... NOOOOOOO!